Yo Mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!